How a Freakartian survives against the deadly trial of flying pencils and erasers(SCHOOL)

BANANAS!!(it means Hi in Vitonese)
in this (idk what this is actually its too crazy for a post) umm episode..(yea episode would be nice)
im gonna explain what a Freakartian would do when SCHOOL comes to life..
this is like a Freakartian's survival blog,a freakartian couldnt live without this blog(LOL just like Gerard and Cholesterol)soo uhh Freakartians,they usually play UNAS..a really popular card game from Vitotunus,im gonna show how to play later(in like...5 years)wait what was this episode about??oh right about what Freakartians would do in School,im just gonna make a list and summarize:
-fight a giant monster sent by the villain Doctor Saber the monster is usually a Benus Beetrap
-punch imaginary targets sent by Master RCF we have to do a Baju Cuci dulu
-Answer flying number questions from Madam Ballack, the numbers are usually shaped Albebra
-Run around Vegas with Sir Totok Ferguson
-Answer really Hard stuffs from the evil Scientist Genius Mister Pardon
-make girls fall in love with a freakartian's "charming" face
-laugh with the friendly niceguy,Mr.Indriana Hones
-mock this freakier than human species called "Kim Doo Been"
well thats pretty much what a freakartian would do,if u see one,dont call him gay