Decemburgh

(This is the lamest title I have ever made up)
Alright,time for a new blog post,remember,reading is for nerds,writing is for cool people,like me
Hmm lets see whats on the news,the koreans are using guns to kill each other(boring)
Obama just declared gay-free day(awesome,but boring)
Obama isn't american(boring)
ah here's a non boring story!!
We have just entered the last month of 20100(that wasn't a typo :p nerds)and I feel like a freak,just doing what he does best,thats right,foggling.Okay for some of u retards who can't even understand the word foggling,let me define you what foggling means.(I sound exactly like my english teacher peter,or was it eric??or was it joel?its gotta be joel that frenchy)
Foggling:an act of making someone boring and idiotic to read your own blog in a maniac fashion.
Got that from harvard's american dictionary 19991(americans can make their own dictionary,amazing)
e.g:I am severly foggling up your backside(I can't use the term a** since google actually blocked the word from the internet)
Another one:that freakishly charming dude just foggled me up!!I feel like a freak now
I want to continue but if I do that would be teaching u and teaching is a form of torture so buh bye homosapiens

IFGCSE(Internationally F*ckingly Gay Certificate of Shitty Education)

Pardon me for the awesomely "vulgar"(beautiful)title.(oh btw thats obama when I told him about IFGCSE)
So what is IFGCSE??(without the F,idiots)its a system that schools use to torture us like hell.Without the fire tho.Kids don't listen to what teachers and parents(well moms coz dads are too drunk to care),those people(or should i say tricksters) will tell u that IGCSE is awesome,they'll say that it'll help u in the future don't listen to them God damnit!!
Well for some of u idiots out there here is some tips to get away from IFGCSE(with an F)or just to pass the IFGCSE without learning
-BURN THE SCHOOL(I'll give a free iPad for someone who burns my school)
-Bribe the teachers,bribe the school(i'll give an iPad for someone who bribes my teachers to give ME good grades)
-Cheat and not get found out(none of u can do it)
-Cheat and get found out(all of u can do it)
-Cry like a baby,they'll give u a good grade,just ask my friend calvin

Thats all I can get humans and umm others,toodles

The Annoying Apple

Last week my fellow freak had this interview with this freak(not me)called The Annoying Orange,here's a picture of him.
Btw thats not photoshopped,he actually wears lipstick :p
So here's a video of this interview,click here humans.(this may kill you)
For some of you who are smart enough to NOT click the video,I'll show you the interview right here.

Some random TV guy:We're on TV,say something God damnit!!
AO(annoying orange):TV??Mom are u watching??HEHEHEHEHEHE
Freak:....
AO:Hey!!youre not a fruit,who are you??
Freak:a freak..
AO:So all freaks have 10 fingers??
Freak:no,those aren't fingers you idiot
AO:whats that??HEHEHEHE
Freak:dude you laugh like my a**
AO:your a** must be an orange then??HEHEHEHEHE
Freak:.....
AO:Wait how could your a** laugh??
Freak:im a freak,all freaks can do that
AO:Oh so how does it smells like??
Freak:Like a perfume for gays
AO:So it smells like your dad then??HEHEHEHEHE
Freak:dude stop it,and no my dad isn't gay,sometimes
AO:HEHEHEHE you have a gay dad
Freak:.....
AO:Hey hey freak with a gay dad!!
Freak:*grabs a knife*
AO:WTF!!
Freak:Hey hey orange!!you're dead.
TV Guy:......

Summer or Bummer??(Or Hummer)

Hello brothers and umm half brothers(?), guess what its that time of they year,no its not fudgecake month,its Hummer!!

ITS HUMMERTIME!!

Yes folks its the spirit of summer i mean hummer to post pictures of expensive-looking but overly overpriced cars around.
"Dude,what a stupid and expensive car."-George Bush at the 2010 World Car Expo(i think it was Auto something expo)





See kids what make hummer exciting is that there's no school and thats,well the only awesome stuff in hummer,well theres also the drink till you puke nights(okay wtf)theres the stay up and watch the world cup night. Soooo hummer is kinda awesome,awesomely boring okay today my activites was:
00.00:drank some hot milk(awww)
01.30:watching yes u guessed it the ball game
2.00:got drunk(from milk??)and went to bed early
08.00:dreams about rainbow ponies(okay srsly WTH)
10.00:early lunch
14.00:second lunch
15.00:bored to death,didnt die
16.00:died
16.10:*beep beep* back to live
17:00:early dinner
20:00:blogging
now:still blogging,nothing on my mind
10 minutes later:im not a physicic(is that how u spell it??)

So overall hummer/summer is really boring,and now im bored so gotta go guys,and yes i dont have a life -_-

Freak Wars 7:The Return of the Freak

*stupid dramatic star wars music plays*
a long time ago,in a galaxy near near away....

Yea pretty crappy opening to start this off...
Anyway according to the title the Freak is back,so where is he???ohh wait he is me!!!and it should be IT not he.Okay ive been gone for a while,how long has it been??6 to 9 months??yeah ive been to freakartanus for a while and they dont have wi fi there,they have something better,TRI-FI,it takes all the power on earth and sends it to a laptop user thingy,firewall stuff thingy.So im back and super duper over bored,oh yeah my report card for my mission "go to a school(on earth) and hold the pain and homeworks and studies and stuff for 1 year".the mission was super duper hard,yea it was like torture,but on earth.Alright thats it for today,blog ya later(that obviously means when ive got nothing freaky to do)