okk so tonite this Freakartian who has no life,still lives with his mom will tell all of you(yea you the one reading this time-wasting,useless,crappy post)the Heavy adventure of the peniban,soo this peniban was a legendary(legendary??o.O more like heavyandery)earth people who loves to to sit on,stand on,sleep on,put its weight on,belly flop on little"cute" boys,poor little boys..theres this one boy who the beast loves and worships very much but i dont wanna give out the name :P
okk so this is the whole story:
Once upon a time(heh yea for all of u my fans asking me where did i get that charming intro,i got it from google :D) there lived a 1000kg woman-beast named UH.I.FORGOT.HER.NAME,her hobby is to drag little cute boys into her swamp in there(yea there,*points finger to your grandpa's backyard*)and sit on those poor little boy's faces,theres this one boy who survived his name was DOES.IT.MATTER.WHAT.WAS.HIS.NAME.IFORGOT.SO.DONT.ASK!!(thats a bit long for someone who has a long name so lets call him unknown),so unknown was buying some milk for his sick Guinea Pig team (G-Force??) suddenly this hideous creature dragged him to hell(thats a parody from drag me to hell lol)wait not hell,to her swamp there,then the creature saw his devilish(cute)face so she decided not to sit on him,instead marry him,if he doesnt the fatso ermm,creature will sit on him face forever and ever (HALELUYA,HALELUYA)...
so unknown had to marry him,rather than suffer forever and ever(HALELUYA,HALELUYA)on their wedding day,unknown was cold sweating,he said "istri gw 1000kg??gila aja"(poor guy)so he decided to kill himself rather than marry the fat womenn ermm i mean beast-woman,so he took a knife from the wedding cake and stabbed his own heart(u guys wanna see the pic??click here :D)so the creature saw his bleeding future husband and the creature cried in sorrow and sat on the dead husband's face(for like 12 hours)and the creature died of watchamacolic(sat on a cute boy for too long)and they all died in pieces...
okk so this is the whole story:
Once upon a time(heh yea for all of u my fans asking me where did i get that charming intro,i got it from google :D) there lived a 1000kg woman-beast named UH.I.FORGOT.HER.NAME,her hobby is to drag little cute boys into her swamp in there(yea there,*points finger to your grandpa's backyard*)and sit on those poor little boy's faces,theres this one boy who survived his name was DOES.IT.MATTER.WHAT.WAS.HIS.NAME.IFORGOT.SO.DONT.ASK!!(thats a bit long for someone who has a long name so lets call him unknown),so unknown was buying some milk for his sick Guinea Pig team (G-Force??) suddenly this hideous creature dragged him to hell(thats a parody from drag me to hell lol)wait not hell,to her swamp there,then the creature saw his devilish(cute)face so she decided not to sit on him,instead marry him,if he doesnt the fatso ermm,creature will sit on him face forever and ever (HALELUYA,HALELUYA)...
so unknown had to marry him,rather than suffer forever and ever(HALELUYA,HALELUYA)on their wedding day,unknown was cold sweating,he said "istri gw 1000kg??gila aja"(poor guy)so he decided to kill himself rather than marry the fat womenn ermm i mean beast-woman,so he took a knife from the wedding cake and stabbed his own heart(u guys wanna see the pic??click here :D)so the creature saw his bleeding future husband and the creature cried in sorrow and sat on the dead husband's face(for like 12 hours)and the creature died of watchamacolic(sat on a cute boy for too long)and they all died in pieces...
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