a word about the lessons that chickens give you(LOL thats just effing random)

Yea chickens does make great teachers..
so well today was just awesome or what i'd say "Chickenely" today was an all out chicken day, its also conveniently(is that how you spell it Mandy??i mean amanda??) the same day as the UN day, so what the hell in the freakartian's globey world full of chickens and junk is a UN day?? UN day is the day where u sell chickens..wait thats in Freakartianturnus, we dont do that on earth so UN day ON EARTH, is the day where we celebrate other nation's greatness and well the main point is just get together and say that hey im indonesian your american we should be friends, but not hey im freakartinasian and your african F*ck you!!!(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

And does this little event connect to chickens??yea today i ate chickens for breakfast, lunch and maybe dinner, so u guys must be asking, does freakartians like me enjoy eating these primitives animals called chickens??
in fact they do bobby(LOL BOBBY!!)they serve it for desserts, casual drinks and oftenly the make T-Shirts out of chicken meat its actually pretty comfy if youre a freakartian..
YEP pretty much it thats the end of this stupidly freaky episode
Bon Appetit(wait that means Good Bye right??)

what would happen when we live in a world without cheese

ok guys so first off you might be wondering why did i come up with that title,its coz of reasons that even einstein cant understand..

So today's story will connect to the title you just read(no it wont :P) lets continue so i just drank a cup of freakartacinno extra caffeine no sugar with hot coca cola(freakartian's choice of the day) and i forced myself to walk to McDonalds to buy some Freakburger,the cashier asked me "good evening freak may i take your order that i dont really care about??(what a polite cashier :D) then i said "gimme a double freakburger extra chocolate sauce with vanilla on top" one freakburger with those nasty stuffs i just daid coming in 5 minutes..

WHAT!!5 MINUTES!!i cant wait that long *starts biting nails* but after those 5 minutes of pure horror i got what i wanted, a freakburger with all those stuffs i just said ready to come inside my mouth..

a lesson on using spoons and forks

uh yeah its about table manners(no its not :P) first of all i would lyk to say sorry for all my shrieking fans out there who has waited so long for a new post for me..

Ok stop crying guys its not that emotional,so i wasnt blogging coz of(well no reason actually,i was just lazy..hhehe) alright so i wanna make this blog a special one so im gonna give you a special one, first all of you should click HERE,next i want u all to (well i havent done this part yet so uh) wait for my next blog post,cya around

my rolemodel,the one and only:pocoyo

guys in this post i wanna tribute this post to the legend,the one who made my life,the dude who has it all:Pocoyo(lol not true i dedicated my life and i'll give my life to the one and only Jesus Christ)

so Pocoyo was really inspiring,he was like the father I never expected to be a four year old,before i knew pocoyo i had no life(uh yeah like it makes any difference to now :P)i watch teleteubbies,i liked power ranger,i look up to popeye(lol he made me eat spinach,i though i was gonna have buffy arms like he did *flashbacks every second i ate a spinach*) I saw pocoyo's greatness when my dad installed playhouse disney for my tv. Pocoyo inspired me he made me a better person(hehehehehe no he didnt :P, God did)he has cute animal friends like Pato(a freaky duck,please be my pet),Elly(a pink elephant,i dunno what species are pink elephants,sorry,im sure theyre related to pink panther)Loula(just a puppy nothing more) and Sleepy-Bird(the name says it all) those cute animals who doesnt seem to exist in this little blue ball called earth are the friends of Pocoyo,what makes it interesting is that Pocoyo and those guys are 3D,unlike us who(well i dont know what our dimension is called so lets call it Human-D)

So Pocoyo taught me that its okay to be a pre-school,be proud of it(lol these words are coming out from a Freakartian for your own safety dont listen)you still can wear diapers,enjoy every moment of it(want me to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on 10X about what i just talked about??)uhh well thats about it i close this post in about 3...2....1....0,8...0,7....0,5.....(i skipped 0,6??yea no one cares XP)alright lets just close i dont wanna waste your 6 hours time

the wise words of a freakartian

okk just showered myself under water thats just colored yellow(no its not urine please dont even think)alright little ones im gone a tell u guys bout the language of a freakartian,yea we do use the finger sometimes but thats only when we wanna show love or affection,heres the list of words(yes with the meaning boneheads)
-MeeGaaa:I/Me
-WASSAPP:hello
-GIVE UP DE MONEY:wanna be friends??
-WHOSYOURDADDY:dude gotta go bye
-*shows middle finger*FAK YOU!!:hey man wanna buy some sugar??
-PUT DE MONEYYY IN DE BAGG!!PUT IT IN:hey u guys still love spongebob right??
-FKPAWNIHATEUTOOMAN!!:brb gotta go to de toilet
-WHATSZITTOOYA:alright guys i still love barney n im proud :P
well im not teaching u guys for free so call me at 1-DONT-W4NN4-TEACH-YOU-VITONESE-0KAY?

a seriously >insert fancy word here< quiz that concerns the brains of a martianmaid

so my friend mandy ermm Amanda told me some interesting facts about her single minded,low IQ,idiotic,simple brain idiotica(wait i did say idiot before)goofy(want me to continue??i can keep going on and on and on and on and on and on about the idiot i mean uh maid??)foolish,non-brained(seriously im even asking my self to stop,if i keep going on and on and on and on and on and on it'll take away 12 hours of your precious time(heh like i care))so basically she's a moron and im gonna tell you why:
1.she doesnt know her mothers name-MAJOR LOL
2.Celebrates 3 birthdays in a year-Yes she wait not she,IT does
3.Ask her her b'day,she'lll say shee was born in 2009,ask her the same question next year,she'll answer 2010
4.She skips 3 while counting 1-10
5.she cant tell the difference between a 6 and a 9 lol
6.ask her about her salary per month,she'll say 5 thousand rupiah or recently 5 million rupiahs
7.SHES IDIOTICER THAN A FREAKARTIAN
huehue so next time when bump into manda do tell her to fire the maid :D

The Heavy adventures of the peniban(my two big sis u know this one right??:D:D)

okk so tonite this Freakartian who has no life,still lives with his mom will tell all of you(yea you the one reading this time-wasting,useless,crappy post)the Heavy adventure of the peniban,soo this peniban was a legendary(legendary??o.O more like heavyandery)earth people who loves to to sit on,stand on,sleep on,put its weight on,belly flop on little"cute" boys,poor little boys..theres this one boy who the beast loves and worships very much but i dont wanna give out the name :P
okk so this is the whole story:
Once upon a time(heh yea for all of u my fans asking me where did i get that charming intro,i got it from google :D) there lived a 1000kg woman-beast named UH.I.FORGOT.HER.NAME,her hobby is to drag little cute boys into her swamp in there(yea there,*points finger to your grandpa's backyard*)and sit on those poor little boy's faces,theres this one boy who survived his name was DOES.IT.MATTER.WHAT.WAS.HIS.NAME.IFORGOT.SO.DONT.ASK!!(thats a bit long for someone who has a long name so lets call him unknown),so unknown was buying some milk for his sick Guinea Pig team (G-Force??) suddenly this hideous creature dragged him to hell(thats a parody from drag me to hell lol)wait not hell,to her swamp there,then the creature saw his devilish(cute)face so she decided not to sit on him,instead marry him,if he doesnt the fatso ermm,creature will sit on him face forever and ever (HALELUYA,HALELUYA)...
so unknown had to marry him,rather than suffer forever and ever(HALELUYA,HALELUYA)on their wedding day,unknown was cold sweating,he said "istri gw 1000kg??gila aja"(poor guy)so he decided to kill himself rather than marry the fat womenn ermm i mean beast-woman,so he took a knife from the wedding cake and stabbed his own heart(u guys wanna see the pic??click here :D)so the creature saw his bleeding future husband and the creature cried in sorrow and sat on the dead husband's face(for like 12 hours)and the creature died of watchamacolic(sat on a cute boy for too long)and they all died in pieces...