Freak Wars 7:The Return of the Freak

*stupid dramatic star wars music plays*
a long time ago,in a galaxy near near away....

Yea pretty crappy opening to start this off...
Anyway according to the title the Freak is back,so where is he???ohh wait he is me!!!and it should be IT not he.Okay ive been gone for a while,how long has it been??6 to 9 months??yeah ive been to freakartanus for a while and they dont have wi fi there,they have something better,TRI-FI,it takes all the power on earth and sends it to a laptop user thingy,firewall stuff thingy.So im back and super duper over bored,oh yeah my report card for my mission "go to a school(on earth) and hold the pain and homeworks and studies and stuff for 1 year".the mission was super duper hard,yea it was like torture,but on earth.Alright thats it for today,blog ya later(that obviously means when ive got nothing freaky to do)

Day Three Part Something....

Oaky im bushed its 2am now and im cursing you a freak(lol isnt that taylor's song??)hahaha anyway i dont have any stupid plans for the holidays so i'll stay and eat more christmas cupcakes for breakfast lunch and din din...
So those um creepy christmas freaks back at freakarturnus are asking me when is christmas coming there coz in freakarturnus its already raining white uhmm...pillowcakes(LOL)so i answered them no,its like 8-9 more days to christmas(WAIT 89 DAYS!!)NO!!8 TO 9 days...those idiots,and here is another special quote:
"If Christmas isnt found under a tree,then its nowhere near you"-Vito Maldini The Awesome Freak

FREAMKAS DAY SOMETHING THEE

Nice pic huh?got that from frogoogle.com
okk todays rather awesome and really freaky quote
"The best gift of christmas is enjoying a frosty unpeeled banana leave with some japanese hot sauce topped of with jcools(yeah im a jcool addict)"-Vito Maldini The Freakentrienstria

FreakMash 09 part 2 day 2 year freaky

First of all, the pic up there is awesome i know :)
So day 2 already??that was freaky..today i had an awesome dinner..Freakartaburger bun,Smelly seaweed,and sakafreakcola soda..
So today's quote is:
"Celebrating freakmas is not like eating chickens, its more like eating a really large turkey filled with yucky yucky but awesome jcool toppings"-Vito Maldini The Awesome Freakiness

HappY FreAkMash!!!

its freakcember i mean december already??wow that was....slow
SOOO its been a year since my last post(wait,no its longer)this time im making a special one??uh yeah,so like for the next many weeks(many=uncountable)til christmas im gonna post random christmas quotes completely made by MUEH!!(it means me lol)Yeah thats right agus,it means youre gonna laugh evryday til christmas..freakish right??right??right??right??HELLO??!?!
A bunch of crowds:YEA AWESOME FREAK!!
Good!! o yeah if you somehow by any chance open my friend amandy's blog,you get free laughs AND *drumrolls* CANDIES!!(okay without the candies,she's saving/eating those for christmas)so uh HAPPY FREAKMAS'09 FREAKS DONT LOVE YOU!!*awesome christmas song*

Todays freakmas quote:
"I will eat Freakmas candies inside my heart, and try to keep it there for a long time,until i freakvomit"-Vito Maldini The Magfreakicent

this big egg eating competition

soo like uhmm SOME of my human friends decided that indonesia needed some glory at least just once, so they signed up for this um egg eating competition in singapore, i'd join but i got this busy world domination blueprints so uh i'll just leave it to mandy(forgive my britisch accent)Amanda and franz and the other 2 friends who i forgot the names...GO GUYS WIN THIS EGG EATING PARADE or something..
How did they end up like this??(does that sounds like a bad thing?)they ate too many eggs and our principal Rice-O signed up their names coz its the most logical thing to do if u wanna sign up unwilling students who hav no idea their going to an expensively free paid trip to singapore(they pay, stella maris wont let u go for free)..
so uh win it guys make indonesia proud at least once..

Where Am I.......

uh like i dunno what happened i just ate soda cake and drank a cheese juice for supper..i dunno wat got into me i unintetionally entered myself in the D-dimension(dream dimension) and im in this stupid realm full of chocolates and rainbow ponies, like it makes any different to jakarta..uhh well better get back to jogging see u in a freak millenium