FREAMKAS DAY SOMETHING THEE

Nice pic huh?got that from frogoogle.com
okk todays rather awesome and really freaky quote
"The best gift of christmas is enjoying a frosty unpeeled banana leave with some japanese hot sauce topped of with jcools(yeah im a jcool addict)"-Vito Maldini The Freakentrienstria

FreakMash 09 part 2 day 2 year freaky

First of all, the pic up there is awesome i know :)
So day 2 already??that was freaky..today i had an awesome dinner..Freakartaburger bun,Smelly seaweed,and sakafreakcola soda..
So today's quote is:
"Celebrating freakmas is not like eating chickens, its more like eating a really large turkey filled with yucky yucky but awesome jcool toppings"-Vito Maldini The Awesome Freakiness

HappY FreAkMash!!!

its freakcember i mean december already??wow that was....slow
SOOO its been a year since my last post(wait,no its longer)this time im making a special one??uh yeah,so like for the next many weeks(many=uncountable)til christmas im gonna post random christmas quotes completely made by MUEH!!(it means me lol)Yeah thats right agus,it means youre gonna laugh evryday til christmas..freakish right??right??right??right??HELLO??!?!
A bunch of crowds:YEA AWESOME FREAK!!
Good!! o yeah if you somehow by any chance open my friend amandy's blog,you get free laughs AND *drumrolls* CANDIES!!(okay without the candies,she's saving/eating those for christmas)so uh HAPPY FREAKMAS'09 FREAKS DONT LOVE YOU!!*awesome christmas song*

Todays freakmas quote:
"I will eat Freakmas candies inside my heart, and try to keep it there for a long time,until i freakvomit"-Vito Maldini The Magfreakicent

this big egg eating competition

soo like uhmm SOME of my human friends decided that indonesia needed some glory at least just once, so they signed up for this um egg eating competition in singapore, i'd join but i got this busy world domination blueprints so uh i'll just leave it to mandy(forgive my britisch accent)Amanda and franz and the other 2 friends who i forgot the names...GO GUYS WIN THIS EGG EATING PARADE or something..
How did they end up like this??(does that sounds like a bad thing?)they ate too many eggs and our principal Rice-O signed up their names coz its the most logical thing to do if u wanna sign up unwilling students who hav no idea their going to an expensively free paid trip to singapore(they pay, stella maris wont let u go for free)..
so uh win it guys make indonesia proud at least once..

Where Am I.......

uh like i dunno what happened i just ate soda cake and drank a cheese juice for supper..i dunno wat got into me i unintetionally entered myself in the D-dimension(dream dimension) and im in this stupid realm full of chocolates and rainbow ponies, like it makes any different to jakarta..uhh well better get back to jogging see u in a freak millenium

a word about the lessons that chickens give you(LOL thats just effing random)

Yea chickens does make great teachers..
so well today was just awesome or what i'd say "Chickenely" today was an all out chicken day, its also conveniently(is that how you spell it Mandy??i mean amanda??) the same day as the UN day, so what the hell in the freakartian's globey world full of chickens and junk is a UN day?? UN day is the day where u sell chickens..wait thats in Freakartianturnus, we dont do that on earth so UN day ON EARTH, is the day where we celebrate other nation's greatness and well the main point is just get together and say that hey im indonesian your american we should be friends, but not hey im freakartinasian and your african F*ck you!!!(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

And does this little event connect to chickens??yea today i ate chickens for breakfast, lunch and maybe dinner, so u guys must be asking, does freakartians like me enjoy eating these primitives animals called chickens??
in fact they do bobby(LOL BOBBY!!)they serve it for desserts, casual drinks and oftenly the make T-Shirts out of chicken meat its actually pretty comfy if youre a freakartian..
YEP pretty much it thats the end of this stupidly freaky episode
Bon Appetit(wait that means Good Bye right??)

what would happen when we live in a world without cheese

ok guys so first off you might be wondering why did i come up with that title,its coz of reasons that even einstein cant understand..

So today's story will connect to the title you just read(no it wont :P) lets continue so i just drank a cup of freakartacinno extra caffeine no sugar with hot coca cola(freakartian's choice of the day) and i forced myself to walk to McDonalds to buy some Freakburger,the cashier asked me "good evening freak may i take your order that i dont really care about??(what a polite cashier :D) then i said "gimme a double freakburger extra chocolate sauce with vanilla on top" one freakburger with those nasty stuffs i just daid coming in 5 minutes..

WHAT!!5 MINUTES!!i cant wait that long *starts biting nails* but after those 5 minutes of pure horror i got what i wanted, a freakburger with all those stuffs i just said ready to come inside my mouth..