Tuesday, November 9, 2010

IFGCSE(Internationally F*ckingly Gay Certificate of Shitty Education)


Pardon me for the awesomely "vulgar"(beautiful)title.(oh btw thats obama when I told him about IFGCSE)
So what is IFGCSE??(without the F,idiots)its a system that schools use to torture us like hell.Without the fire tho.Kids don't listen to what teachers and parents(well moms coz dads are too drunk to care),those people(or should i say tricksters) will tell u that IGCSE is awesome,they'll say that it'll help u in the future don't listen to them God damnit!!
Well for some of u idiots out there here is some tips to get away from IFGCSE(with an F)or just to pass the IFGCSE without learning
-BURN THE SCHOOL(I'll give a free iPad for someone who burns my school)
-Bribe the teachers,bribe the school(i'll give an iPad for someone who bribes my teachers to give ME good grades)
-Cheat and not get found out(none of u can do it)
-Cheat and get found out(all of u can do it)
-Cry like a baby,they'll give u a good grade,just ask my friend calvin

Thats all I can get humans and umm others,toodles

Monday, November 8, 2010

The Annoying Apple


Last week my fellow freak had this interview with this freak(not me)called The Annoying Orange,here's a picture of him.
Btw thats not photoshopped,he actually wears lipstick :p
So here's a video of this interview,click here humans.(this may kill you)
For some of you who are smart enough to NOT click the video,I'll show you the interview right here.

Some random TV guy:We're on TV,say something God damnit!!
AO(annoying orange):TV??Mom are u watching??HEHEHEHEHEHE
Freak:....
AO:Hey!!youre not a fruit,who are you??
Freak:a freak..
AO:So all freaks have 10 fingers??
Freak:no,those aren't fingers you idiot
AO:whats that??HEHEHEHE
Freak:dude you laugh like my a**
AO:your a** must be an orange then??HEHEHEHEHE
Freak:.....
AO:Wait how could your a** laugh??
Freak:im a freak,all freaks can do that
AO:Oh so how does it smells like??
Freak:Like a perfume for gays
AO:So it smells like your dad then??HEHEHEHEHE
Freak:dude stop it,and no my dad isn't gay,sometimes
AO:HEHEHEHE you have a gay dad
Freak:.....
AO:Hey hey freak with a gay dad!!
Freak:*grabs a knife*
AO:WTF!!
Freak:Hey hey orange!!you're dead.
TV Guy:......